I Am Not a Trading Guru

Most trading books promise profits.
This one promises something better: the truth.
If you’ve ever:

• Followed a “guru” who disappeared after losses
• Bought a course that taught nothing new
• Felt confused despite doing everything “right”

This book will feel uncomfortably familiar.

Written in a sharp, satirical tone, I Am Not a Trading Guru exposes the strange world of modern trading education—where screenshots matter more than strategy, confidence sells better than competence, and everyone seems profitable… except you.
Inside, you’ll discover:
? The different types of fake trading gurus (you’ve definitely seen them)
? Why smart people still fall for bad advice
? The hidden traps behind “easy money” strategies
? What real trading actually looks like (no drama, no hype)
? Simple risk management principles that most people ignore

This is not a strategy book.
This is not motivation.
This is a filter—to help you think clearly before you trade.

You’ll laugh.
You’ll recognize people.
And you might rethink everything you’ve been told about trading.